Pastor Scott Swelbar on not playing the "Jesus Says" game a lot of Christians play. There's no rule against playing cards or dancing. A lot of Christians create rules that Jesus didn't talk about.
Matthew 9:9-13 (NIV)
9 As Jesus passed on from there, he saw a man called Matthew sitting at the tax booth, and he said to him, “Follow me.” And he rose and followed him.
10 And as Jesus reclined at table in the house, behold, many tax collectors and sinners came and were reclining with Jesus and his disciples. 11 And when the Pharisees saw this, they said to his disciples, “Why does your teacher eat with tax collectors and sinners?” 12 But when he heard it, he said, “Those who are well have no need of a physician, but those who are sick. 13 Go and learn what this means, ‘I desire mercy, and not sacrifice.’ For I came not to call the righteous, but sinners.”
34 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard,
a friend of tax collectors and sinners.
Luke 14:16-18; 21-23
16 But he said to him, “A man once gave a great banquet and invited many. 17 And at the time for the banquet he sent his servant to say to those who had been invited, ‘Come, for everything is now ready.’ 18 But they all alike began to make excuses. The first said to him, ‘I have bought a field, and I must go out and see it. Please have me excused.’
21 So the servant came and reported these things to his master. Then the master of the house became angry and said to his servant, ‘Go out quickly to the streets and lanes of the city, and bring in the poor and crippled and blind and lame.’ 22 And the servant said, ‘Sir, what you commanded has been done, and still there is room.’ 23 And the master said to the servant, ‘Go out to the highways and hedges and compel people to come in, that my house may be filled.
So, after attending Fur Reality in October, I hooked up with the Kentucky Furs group through their website kyfurs.com. The second meet I attended was a bowling meet in Lexington on November 2nd. It was a bit of a drive but it was totally worth it.
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I just attended my first furry convention: Fur Reality. I found out about it only a week before it started from a random user on Reddit. Since it was a mere 15 minutes from my apartment in Cincinnati, I jumped at the chance even though there were some complications. My grandparents had already planned on staying at my apartment for Friday night on their annual drive to escape Wisconsin winters by going to Florida. I was going to miss some of the evening sessions. I also had to work Friday so I had to make up some hours on Sunday for leaving early.
I got to the convention in time for the "So this is your first Fur Con?" session. The fursuiters terrified me. I'd seen photos of them before but I wasn't prepared to see them walking in real life. The panelist explained some basic rules: don't tackle the fursuiters, don't touch people without permission, and fursuiters don't have any peripheral vision so look out for them.
I'm really glad I got to the convention early so I could find out right away there are a couple different types of fursuiters. Some of them don't talk so they'll only communicate in gestures or animal noises. Others don't want to be touched. It took me a while to recognize which was which and figure out how to interact with them.
I stayed around for the next session (Tri-State Meet and Greet) and then hung out in the hotel lobby for half an hour. I ended up talking about Scuba diving and some WWII trivia with one of the other attendees. Then I had to leave to be with my grandparents.
I missed the writing session much to my disappointment but I also missed the movie night turned drinking game turned mass alcohol poisoning. I don't drink and being the only sober person in a room of drunk furries would not have been good.
Saturday was a blast. I got up a little earlier than usual and drank coffee with my grandparents before seeing them off to Florida. Thanks to my experiences on Friday, I packed a backpack with some water, food, and a notepad. I had a light breakfast at home then drove to the hotel and arrived just before 10am.
The first session was "Intro to Fursuiting". I wanted to know more about the people that wore animal costumes so I figured it would be interesting. It was pretty much a crash course in etiquette, role playing, and staying healthy. At the end of the session, there were four fursuiters that decided to goof around. That was pretty entertaining and enlightening for me. After watching them role play with eachother, I finally understood what they were doing and how to interact with them.
So I invited one of the fursuiters to hug and scritch like had seen them do earlier. In this context, scritching is basically the same motions as petting a dog. Only the dog is petting you. And the dog is actually a guy (or gal) in an animal suit. If you like hugs and physical contact, it's actually really nice. That is unless you're ticklish and the fursuiter has claws on their handpaws.
That ended up being kind of funny. Once the dingo accidentally tickled me, he started doing it on purpose, and chased me when I backed away. It turned into a game for a bit. When I finally ask him to stop, he did. Then he patted me on the back to reassure me it was all in fun. I returned the pat and offered him a hug which he accepted.
This is why I enjoyed the convention so much. It's a bunch of adults playing. The barrier for physical contact is extremely low. As adults, this kind of close contact is considered inappropriate unless you're very close friends with the person. This aspect of furry conventions is like a weird version of a cuddle party where half of the people are in animal costumes.
After the "Intro to Fursuiting" session I had a quick break for lunch and then I came back for "Furries in Mainstream Comics". It was interesting to see the difference in comics from America and those from Europe. In short, I'm disappointed that "funny animals" are limited to kids. I grew up with reading Jack London and Calvin and Hobbes and watching stuff like Disney's Robin Hood. Why can't we have more adult-oriented funny animals?
When the comics session wrapped up, I headed over to Pandora Con (a science fiction/steampunk convention Fur Reality partnered with) for the Costume Parade. By the time of the parade I was perfectly comfortable with the fursuiters and really enjoyed watching all of them walking around.
Once the parade wrapped up, I was able to get a photo taken of myself with two fursuiters I had been hanging around with in the morning. I also ended up talking to a teenage boy in a cute and pink mouse costume. He was really excited about Doctor Who which was the Pandora Con theme. I'm going to have to actually watch Doctor Who to make sense of half of the stuff he said. Then I mingled a bit more and took some photos.
Since I had some time to kill before the next Fur Reality session, I headed into the theater where Jason Carter (Played Marcus Cole on Babylon 5) had been talking for an hour and a half to a bored audience. It was painful to watch him completely bomb for the next thirty minutes but I didn't have anything else more interesting to do.
Finally 4pm rolled around and half of the furry convention and more than a few Pandora Con attendees flooded the theater for "Who's Lion is it Anyway!", a variation on "Whose Line is it Anyway?". It turned out pretty well. The audience played all of the parts and most of the jokes were funny and the ones that weren't were still amusing in how badly they failed. Doctor Who's regeneration as a furry blue dragon was rather hilarious with the companion saying "What the fuck are you!?" and the fursuiter replying with shrug, "I have no idea." It finished with the organizer being quite pleased that the first time he had tried the show both furries and non-furries was one of the funniest he had done. Apparently furries and non-furries don't always do well in mixed company.
I finished up the night with "Dragget Show Live". The same guy who did "Who's Lion is it Anyway?" does a furry podcast with his boyfriend. I've listened to the first fourteen episodes and wouldn't recommend it to my friends. It's offensive and obscene to large degrees. I find the anti-semetic jokes by the self-proclaimed Jewish-descent Catholic-raised gay ferret to be hilarious. Few, if any, of my friends would laugh with me.
With a new podcast to listen to, I headed home. This would be a good time to mention: if you go to a convention, remember to eat a decent amount of calories (400+) for lunch. I ate very light for both breakfast and lunch and ended up pretty wiped out. If I had been staying at the hotel and gone to the after session parties, it wouldn't have gone well for me.
I jumped back into the convention at noon for "So you want to build a fursuit?". I wasn't all that interested in making a fursuit myself, I was just curious how they were put together. Turns out there is a lot that goes into them that I didn't think about like molding claws and teeth out of clay. One of the fursuiters, appropriately named "Punk Cat", decided to drop in and get his tail stuck in the door on purpose just to cause a scene. Everyone in the picture is staring at him instead of moving to help.
After that I did a 2 hour game of "Lupus in Tabula", a party game similar to Mafia or Werewolf. It was a lot of fun, in the first round I helped lead the villagers to success in lynching the last werewolf. In the second round, I got eaten half way through and eventually so did the rest of the village.
Then the convention finished up with some closing ceremony by the organizer and some of the sponsors. Fur Reality was founded, funded, and organized in just two months. Attendance reached 150 people, there weren't any major issues with the attendees, and the hotel was thrilled to host the convention.
My first furry convention was a lot of fun. I'll definitely attend Fur Reality next year if I'm still in Ohio. In the mean time I'm going to look at going to a larger conference early next year.
Out of respect for Charles Sonnenburg, this is not a step by step guide on how to pirate his work. Copies of my custom kindle version of his book will only be found on my machines. I will not distribute it.
I leave getting my script running as an exercise for the reader.
I've been wanting to read Charles Sonnenburg's book series "The Unity Saga" for some time. Unfortunately, it's only available online on his website. I want to read it offline on my kindle.
Naturally, I choose the difficult option. I could have read it on my iPad but that didn't appeal to me. Instead, since I am a programmer, I wrote a script.
The script is a pretty straightforward use of ruby's nokogiri library to extract the body text of the chapters and massage the html a little. It runs through an offline copy of the site and slurps up all of the chapters and book headings. Then it dumps the result into a single large html file, complete with some of the site's original styling.
From there, I did more massaging to remove navigation links and manually edited the styling to my liking. All that remained is how to get it into my kindle.
This is where the real trick is. It's also the easiest step in the process. I just email the html file to my Kindle! Amazon's Kindle Personal Document Service converts the html file into an ebook. Now, the author is my email address and the title is the filename of the file I attached but good enough for me.