This website is offline. It hadn't been updated since 2015 and I can no longer build the website from it's source code. Rather than keeping it online with increasingly stale content, I'd decided to take it down.
This blog been a good run and I'm sorry to turn it off but I have long since moved on. If you'd enjoyed my stories, you can still find them on gitlab.
If you should desire to contact me, I still receive email at email@example.com and should continue to do so until google stops hosting it.
So long, and thank you for all the fish,